Actively being built. Batch_001 is not for sale yet — early signups and feedback are open.
DYDRATION™
Electrolyte Drink Mix
750mg Sodium · 200mg Potassium · 100mg Magnesium
Lifeline Lemon Lime
Serious hydration.
Zero wellness cult.
BEFORE
Currently: dehydrated confidence.
Founding members lock in 20% off subscription orders for life. First 125 only.
116 / 125 founding member spots remaining.
No spam. No wellness guru nonsense. Just Batch_001 updates, flavor votes, and early access.
Sweat costs you
water and electrolytes.
Coffee does not magically fix that.
750mg
SODIUM
Supports hydration and helps replace sodium lost through sweat.
200mg
POTASSIUM
Supports normal muscle and nerve function.
100mg
MAGNESIUM
Supports normal muscle and nerve function.
Serious hydration. Zero wellness cult.
No proprietary fairy dust. No spiritual awakening. No pretending electrolytes changed our lives.
Just a serious electrolyte formula for people who need to Dydrate.
READ AGAIN
Your third coffee is not a hydration plan.
BASIC MAINTENANCE FOR A POORLY MANAGED HUMAN BODY.
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FIRST ONE OUT
OF THE BAG
BATCH_001 LAUNCH FLAVOR
Lifeline Lemon Lime
Lemon + lime. Because apparently citrus has been keeping humans alive this whole time.
Bright lemon. Tart lime. Enough flavor to make drinking water feel less like administrative work.
SODIUM
750mg
POTASSIUM
200mg
MAGNESIUM
100mg
30 sticks. One less excuse.
POTENTIAL FUTURE FLAVORS · NOT LAUNCH CANDIDATES
Lifeline Lemon Lime is the only flavor launching in Batch_001. These are ideas we're kicking around for later — nothing decided, nothing promised.
WHY_THIS_EXISTS
WHY THIS EXISTS
Because most hydration brands talk like you have your life together.
You don't.
We don't either.
Life is hot, busy, sweaty, caffeinated, and full of questionable decisions. DYDRATION exists for all of that.
It's hydration for people who are busy, over-caffeinated, and under-hydrated — long shifts, training, travel, heat, hangovers, and bad planning. For anyone pretending their third coffee counted as self-care.
No wellness sermon.
No miracle promises.
Serious hydration. Zero wellness cult.
// FIRST_BATCH · SURVEY
LIFELINE LEMON LIME IS FIRST.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
Optional. Quick. Helps us figure out what comes after the launch flavor. Also the best way to reach us — questions, complaints, tester interest, whatever.
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JOIN BATCH_001
Help us shape Batch_001 and avoid making something expensive and stupid.
BEFORE
Currently: dehydrated confidence.
No spam. No wellness newsletter. Just first-batch updates, flavor votes, and early access.
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BATCH_001
FOUNDING MEMBERS
The first 125 people on the list become DYDRATION founding members.
BENEFITS
- →20% off subscription orders for life
- →Early access to Batch_001
- →Flavor voting
- →Referral rewards
REFERRAL
Give 15%, get 15%.
Your friend gets 15% off their first order. You get 15% off your next order.